No lights on in Courtney's
Life has been thrown into chaos in the village of Lucan, West Dublin. The town's chief raconteur, Charismatic Milo is the root of the problem.
'I just don't know who to bet on for the Rugby World Cup' said Milo, in an interview with The Oakcourt Times.
'Dem lads there in de bookies tink New Zealand, buh I don't know' he said, before pausing to think for a few minutes.
Locals believe it has thrown Milo off his game and are hoping the indecision will clear up soon.
'Where's dem two gone again dat were here few weeks ago...China or sometin?' he said pensively. Investigative work led us to the answer: Dubai. A loss of custom (significant custom) has only fuelled the fire of indecision.
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