CLO

The Conamara Liberation Organisation will make its appeal to the United Nations in coming weeks for recognition as an independent state.

'Ta muid ag iarraidh feckin state muid fein' said CLO spokesperson, Cormac Araghfata.

He told waiting media his meeting with Irish Foreign Affairs Minister was 'a bit of a joke.' When asked why, he told Sky News he was shown disrespect.

CLO Army Camp (From Left: Michael Tom Willy, Willy Tom Phat, Tommy Phat Willy, Earnest Jones)

'Rotten tea, an old box of USA biscuits and no dinner. Sure you wouldn't treat a British diplomat like that' he told the reporter, referring to his meeting with Minister Eamonn Gilmore.

Mr Araghfata led the CLO delegation to Iveagh House. Alongside him were Padraic Mhichael Bhoba Mhary (Mac Donnchadha) and Peterin Phat Phaddy (Mhichael Phaddy).

Mr Araghfata said if Conamara was not granted independence, they would be willing to 'pull in our army.'

Our photographer was brought to a secret location in Conamara to photo the army in training.

The UN nor the CIA have any record of the CLO.